February 2012
I hate when water splashes on my ass when i poop
OH MY GOD
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
me: you're really funny
me: thanks
I saw Conan O'Brien's lesbian doppelganger on the...
ericstriffler:
northerngrizzlywarrior:
I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD
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everthorne:
who remembers
everthorne asked: I should write songs for Katy, she'd have a bajillion Grammys
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HAPPY 6,002nd POST!
and finally…
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Why are you following me?
Put one reason in my ask pretty please
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beauty-itsonlyskindeepintheend reblogged your photo: Jake Gyllenhaal.
its gotta be Jake?!
Definitely! She’s wouldn’t have a whole album on Joe Jonas that wouldn’t even make sense. She’s definitely referring to Jake. I’m exciting to see what she has to say haha!
jillstrif:
ericstriffler:
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LMFAO WTF